1 00:00:01,110 --> 00:00:03,090 [♪♪♪] 2 00:01:25,030 --> 00:01:26,170 Don't get discouraged. 3 00:01:26,210 --> 00:01:29,040 You've been trying awfully hard. 4 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:32,160 One of these fine days you're gonna get it. 5 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:36,130 Max, can't you see it in the headlines now? 6 00:01:36,170 --> 00:01:39,120 "Artie Pinsetter, scientific genius, 7 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:43,070 discovers the power from Dinosaur Canyon." 8 00:01:43,110 --> 00:01:44,210 You know, Max, 9 00:01:45,010 --> 00:01:48,160 everybody, they're all laughing at us now, 10 00:01:50,230 --> 00:01:52,220 but they also laughed at Einstein 11 00:01:53,020 --> 00:01:54,110 and his theory of relativity. 12 00:01:54,150 --> 00:01:56,050 Now everybody's got relatives. 13 00:01:56,090 --> 00:01:58,200 They also laughed at Marconi. 14 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,190 The same people are sending telegrams. 15 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:09,010 And how about Benjamin Franklin? 16 00:02:09,050 --> 00:02:11,080 They told him to go fly a kite, 17 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,020 and he flied it. 18 00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:14,180 What did he get? 19 00:02:16,070 --> 00:02:17,190 Electricity. 20 00:02:31,030 --> 00:02:35,220 One, two, three... and a half. 21 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,060 [♪♪♪] 22 00:02:53,050 --> 00:02:54,150 Excuse me, Max. 23 00:02:56,030 --> 00:02:57,150 [SMACKS LIPS] 24 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,010 Mm-hm. 25 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:06,080 Now, we've worked together for a long time, 26 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:09,070 but there's still a lot of work to do. 27 00:03:09,110 --> 00:03:10,190 There's no time for play. 28 00:03:10,230 --> 00:03:13,070 We gotta work, work, work. 29 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:14,220 [BARKS] 30 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:18,080 Now you stay out of this, Corporal. 31 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,060 All right, Max, get ready. 32 00:03:24,090 --> 00:03:25,210 Now tell me the theory 33 00:03:26,010 --> 00:03:29,020 for changing time curves in relation to space orbits. 34 00:03:29,060 --> 00:03:31,110 [MAX WHINING] Hmm? 35 00:03:32,090 --> 00:03:34,020 You don't know? 36 00:03:34,210 --> 00:03:36,140 Shame on you. 37 00:03:36,180 --> 00:03:38,080 After all I've taught you 38 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:41,000 from the time we started with one and one makes two, 39 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:43,060 and C-A-T spells cat. 40 00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:45,110 [MAX CHUCKLES] 41 00:03:45,150 --> 00:03:46,210 [MAX WHINES] 42 00:03:47,010 --> 00:03:49,140 I'm sorry, Max, but that's a tough one. 43 00:03:49,180 --> 00:03:51,000 But we'll get it. 44 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:53,020 We'll go out to Dinosaur Canyon again today. 45 00:03:53,060 --> 00:03:54,170 [CRACKLING] Oh-oh. 46 00:03:54,210 --> 00:03:56,120 [BEEPING] 47 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,030 You need some new tubes. 48 00:03:58,070 --> 00:03:59,190 [CUCKOO CLOCK CALLING] 49 00:04:02,050 --> 00:04:04,190 [STAMMERING] Oh, Max, I better get going. 50 00:04:04,230 --> 00:04:06,060 The people at Candy Rock, 51 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:08,150 they're depending on me to clean this town up. 52 00:04:15,170 --> 00:04:17,070 Come on, Corporal. Get in the truck. 53 00:04:17,110 --> 00:04:18,210 [CORPORAL BARKS] 54 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:22,030 Attaboy! 55 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:27,080 [KISSING] 56 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:43,160 [♪♪♪] 57 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,050 Corporal, it's my turn to drive today. 58 00:04:49,090 --> 00:04:50,140 Now move over. Come on. 59 00:04:50,180 --> 00:04:52,000 [CORPORAL WHINES] 60 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:55,100 [ENGINE STARTS] 61 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:59,060 [PEOPLE CLAMORING] 62 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:05,230 Isn't it exciting, Steve? 63 00:05:06,030 --> 00:05:07,180 Hi, Carol. Well, hi, Artie. 64 00:05:07,220 --> 00:05:09,190 What are they doing in the bank? Giving away samples? 65 00:05:09,230 --> 00:05:12,100 No. Mr. Rossiter's gonna be on Bill Burton's TV show. 66 00:05:12,140 --> 00:05:13,200 They're in there rehearsing. 67 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,170 All right, now, Mr. Rossiter, 68 00:05:15,210 --> 00:05:17,200 just saunter over to the teller's window 69 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,090 and say what we discussed. 70 00:05:19,130 --> 00:05:21,020 Uh, don't you announce me first? 71 00:05:21,060 --> 00:05:22,110 [CHUCKLES] All right. 72 00:05:22,150 --> 00:05:24,000 Presenting the Bill Burton Show 73 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,030 and so forth and so forth, from Candy Rock, 74 00:05:26,070 --> 00:05:28,170 the only one-man town left, and so forth. 75 00:05:28,210 --> 00:05:31,100 And that one man is Mr. Raven Rossiter. 76 00:05:31,140 --> 00:05:32,230 And that's your cue. 77 00:05:34,150 --> 00:05:38,080 My friends, Uncle Raven they call me in these parts. 78 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:41,210 [CHUCKLES] Now this is my bank, but I don't call it my bank 79 00:05:42,010 --> 00:05:45,150 because I say it belongs to all of my friends in Candy Rock. 80 00:05:45,190 --> 00:05:47,000 And I intend to run 81 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,030 the office of Governor of this great state 82 00:05:49,070 --> 00:05:51,210 just the way I run this bank, with a heart. 83 00:05:52,010 --> 00:05:53,080 And if elected, I assure you-- 84 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,000 Uh, no, no, please, Mr. Rossiter. 85 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:56,080 Uh, no politics. 86 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:58,040 My running for Governor isn't politics. 87 00:05:58,080 --> 00:05:59,100 It's a public service. 88 00:05:59,140 --> 00:06:01,050 Your opponent doesn't think so. 89 00:06:01,090 --> 00:06:03,040 You give yourself a plug on my show, 90 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,090 he'll want equal time. 91 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:05,220 Now see here, I don't see-- 92 00:06:06,020 --> 00:06:09,180 [STAMMERING] I agree with you, Bill. 93 00:06:09,220 --> 00:06:11,160 It's about time I called you Bill, eh? 94 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:14,060 [CHUCKLING] And you call me Uncle Raven 95 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:16,120 just like everybody else does, eh? 96 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:18,200 Isn't that right, Tommy, my boy? 97 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,190 Yes. Yes, sir. Yeah. 98 00:06:20,230 --> 00:06:22,130 Uncle Raven, sir? Yes, son? 99 00:06:22,170 --> 00:06:24,050 Is it all right if I take Emmy Lou 100 00:06:24,090 --> 00:06:26,050 to the campaign dance tomorrow night? 101 00:06:26,090 --> 00:06:27,180 Listen, errand boy, 102 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,080 you keep your hands on the money 103 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:31,110 and off my niece, or I'll-- 104 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:35,060 You let Uncle Raven think about it, eh? 105 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,150 Pinsetter, the bank is closed for the day. 106 00:06:40,190 --> 00:06:43,030 Even if I came here to make a payment on my truck? 107 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:45,020 [CHUCKLING] Well, shucks, boy. 108 00:06:45,060 --> 00:06:46,230 [BARKS] You know Uncle Raven is always 109 00:06:47,030 --> 00:06:48,110 ready to do a favor for a man. 110 00:06:48,150 --> 00:06:50,050 Now, you know our policy. 111 00:06:50,090 --> 00:06:52,200 Yeah, like give and take. Yeah. Just make your payment. 112 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,230 I said "if I came to make a payment on my truck." 113 00:06:56,030 --> 00:06:57,040 Which I can't make. 114 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:58,150 Would you mind extending me 115 00:06:58,190 --> 00:06:59,200 a little-- Credit? 116 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:02,090 To Pinsetter the rubbish collector? 117 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,040 Mr. Pinsetter. 118 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,170 We wanted an ordinary man to talk about Mr. Rossiter. 119 00:07:06,210 --> 00:07:08,020 An ordinary man's viewpoint. 120 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:09,210 We haven't been able to find anybody 121 00:07:10,010 --> 00:07:12,050 who can put into words what they actually feel. 122 00:07:12,090 --> 00:07:13,150 Now tell me, sir. 123 00:07:13,190 --> 00:07:15,070 How do you feel about Mr. Rossiter? 124 00:07:15,110 --> 00:07:17,110 [STAMMERING] I can't stand compliments. 125 00:07:17,150 --> 00:07:21,040 [CHUCKLES] You get on about your rubbish, Pinsetter. 126 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,130 [CORPORAL BARKING] 127 00:07:22,170 --> 00:07:23,220 Come on, Corporal. 128 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:26,010 Uh, this Pinsetter-- Uh, well, let's get on 129 00:07:26,050 --> 00:07:28,010 with the rest of the rehearsal, shall we? 130 00:07:28,050 --> 00:07:30,030 Now I go out the front door. 131 00:07:30,070 --> 00:07:31,200 See, I've been studying the script. 132 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:32,230 [CHUCKLES] 133 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,090 [GRUNTS] 134 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:38,210 [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] 135 00:07:39,010 --> 00:07:41,050 MAN: How's the business? RAVEN: Fine. 136 00:07:41,090 --> 00:07:43,030 MAN: How's the family? Good to see you. 137 00:07:43,070 --> 00:07:44,130 Oh, I tell you, Billy, 138 00:07:44,170 --> 00:07:46,120 I don't want to sound like I'm boasting, 139 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,190 but my being on your show is going to give it a lift. 140 00:07:48,230 --> 00:07:50,060 A real lift. [ENGINE WHIRRING] 141 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:51,150 [ALL LAUGHING] 142 00:07:51,190 --> 00:07:54,020 Pinsetter, you idiot, get me down! 143 00:07:55,150 --> 00:07:57,220 [STAMMERING] I'm sorry, Uncle Raven. 144 00:07:58,020 --> 00:08:02,000 Oh, I'll skin you alive. You... 145 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:05,190 [CHUCKLING] Oh, I have to have a sense of humor, you know. 146 00:08:05,230 --> 00:08:07,130 I told you to get going. 147 00:08:07,170 --> 00:08:09,020 [SHOUTS] Now get! 148 00:08:09,060 --> 00:08:10,080 Hmm. 149 00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:17,170 Now, Mr. Rossiter, we'll walk down the street. 150 00:08:17,210 --> 00:08:19,040 Uh, dolly with us, boys. 151 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:20,100 Let's go, Mr. Rossiter. 152 00:08:26,140 --> 00:08:27,150 Hello, Jackie. 153 00:08:27,190 --> 00:08:29,070 On your way, boy, on your way. 154 00:08:29,110 --> 00:08:30,150 Just trying to be friendly. 155 00:08:30,190 --> 00:08:32,100 Well, don't try. 156 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:34,020 Uh-huh. 157 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,180 Hi, y'all. 158 00:08:38,220 --> 00:08:41,030 You surely do sell nice cars 159 00:08:41,070 --> 00:08:44,050 at your automobile agency, Uncle Raven. 160 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:45,170 Is this your niece? 161 00:08:45,210 --> 00:08:49,030 No, it is not my niece. It's Jackie Delaney. 162 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:52,110 And did you use your usual powers of persuasion 163 00:08:52,150 --> 00:08:55,010 to get the salesman to let you take this car out? 164 00:08:55,050 --> 00:08:57,140 I'm good advertising, he said. 165 00:08:57,180 --> 00:09:00,200 But you're not advertising the car. 166 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,020 You take it right back. Oh. 167 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:11,050 Is there any business in this town you don't own? 168 00:09:11,090 --> 00:09:12,160 Well, heh, 169 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:15,020 only Artie Pinsetter's rubbish business. 170 00:09:15,060 --> 00:09:17,180 [CHUCKLES] But then, I'm a builder, Mr. Burton. 171 00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:19,220 I'm only interested in what people buy, 172 00:09:20,020 --> 00:09:22,110 not what they throw away. Heh-heh-heh. 173 00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:24,030 And this next song is dedicated 174 00:09:24,070 --> 00:09:25,180 to Emmy Lou Rossiter 175 00:09:25,220 --> 00:09:29,010 with love from anonymous. 176 00:09:29,050 --> 00:09:31,060 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO] 177 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:32,150 Hi, anonymous. 178 00:09:33,210 --> 00:09:35,210 Hiya, Paul. What'll it be today? 179 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,190 Well, I'd like to get a receiver selsyn 180 00:09:37,230 --> 00:09:39,190 and a transmitter selsyn 181 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:41,110 and two 171 GL twos. 182 00:09:41,150 --> 00:09:43,110 RAVEN: Make him pay cash. 183 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:46,020 Artie Pinsetter. What are you doing 184 00:09:46,060 --> 00:09:48,090 with all these radio parts you've been buying? 185 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:50,060 I don't know. It's a habit. 186 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:53,100 Uh, some people smoke. I buy radio tubes. 187 00:09:53,140 --> 00:09:55,200 That's ridiculous, boy. [LAUGHS] Yeah. 188 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,130 How much money has he spent on parts in this last year? 189 00:09:58,170 --> 00:10:03,060 $980, Mr. Rossiter, and he still owes us $9.12. 190 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:04,190 Mm-hm. 191 00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:06,230 You see, my TV set keeps breaking, 192 00:10:07,030 --> 00:10:08,090 and I can't afford a new one. 193 00:10:08,130 --> 00:10:10,020 And I put so much money into parts 194 00:10:10,060 --> 00:10:12,000 that I can't afford a real repairman. 195 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:15,120 So I keep buying parts, and they keep burning out, sir. 196 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:19,030 Uncle Raven, can't I have these on credit? 197 00:10:19,070 --> 00:10:20,150 Credit? 198 00:10:22,060 --> 00:10:25,080 Oh, well, answer one question about my niece, my boy. 199 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,210 Only one. 200 00:10:27,010 --> 00:10:29,070 Then maybe we can make some credit arrangement. 201 00:10:29,110 --> 00:10:32,040 Excuse us, please. Oh, excuse us, please. 202 00:10:41,070 --> 00:10:45,000 You have been sneaking Emmy Lou out on dates, haven't you? 203 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,010 [STAMMERING] Uh, well, I... 204 00:10:47,050 --> 00:10:48,160 I don't know how you got her out, 205 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,060 but you're the only one who did. 206 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:52,020 And I'll break you, boy! Break you! 207 00:10:52,060 --> 00:10:54,070 No more radio tubes. Foreclose on your truck. 208 00:10:54,110 --> 00:10:56,200 It's for your own good. You can't afford a wife. 209 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,140 You're right, sir. So right, sir. 210 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:02,220 I can't afford a truck and radio tubes and a wife, sir. 211 00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:06,010 Not this day and age. One of them has got to go. 212 00:11:06,050 --> 00:11:07,200 And furthermore... 213 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,030 Mr. Rossiter, you like little people, don't you? 214 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:12,150 Well, of course. 215 00:11:12,190 --> 00:11:14,210 Yes, after all, any man running for Governor... 216 00:11:15,010 --> 00:11:16,160 Well, I'm little people. 217 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:19,210 So you are. Insignificant. 218 00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:23,200 Yeah. Insignificant. I mean, after all, I'm plain. 219 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,230 I'm ordinary, common. 220 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:27,200 Yeah, a nobody. 221 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:30,150 Yeah, I'm a nobody. 222 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,050 But the kind of a nobody 223 00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:34,130 that would vote for you for Governor. 224 00:11:34,170 --> 00:11:37,100 Artie, get on about your job. 225 00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:38,220 All right. 226 00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:43,150 Oh, give this boy what he wants. 227 00:11:43,190 --> 00:11:46,040 Huh? Oh-oh, thanks. 228 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,140 Here you are, Artie. 229 00:11:47,180 --> 00:11:48,190 Thanks, Paul. 230 00:11:48,230 --> 00:11:51,050 Thanks, Uncle Raven. Thank you. 231 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:55,220 Ah, yes indeed, the little man. 232 00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:57,100 I know the kind of show you do. 233 00:11:57,140 --> 00:11:58,230 That's why I'm right for it. 234 00:11:59,030 --> 00:12:01,010 A little man, such as myself, 235 00:12:01,050 --> 00:12:03,200 challenging the inhuman, unfeeling machine 236 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,030 of state politics. 237 00:12:05,070 --> 00:12:07,140 Oh, glory to the little man! 238 00:12:07,180 --> 00:12:09,040 Like Artie Pinsetter? 239 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,020 Too little. 240 00:12:11,060 --> 00:12:12,140 Well, let's get on with it, huh? 241 00:12:12,180 --> 00:12:14,180 We have a nice rehearsal, I think, lined up. 242 00:12:14,220 --> 00:12:17,070 And all the going to the bank was a very good idea, 243 00:12:17,110 --> 00:12:19,050 because it shows the local activities. 244 00:12:19,090 --> 00:12:21,070 [AUNT MAY HUMMING] 245 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,040 [RATTLING OUTSIDE] 246 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:30,150 Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep. Beep. 247 00:12:30,190 --> 00:12:32,160 Here he comes, Emmy Lou. 248 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:35,100 Now you know your uncle doesn't want you talking to him. 249 00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:37,150 Oh, Auntie May, if he'd only realize 250 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,180 that Artie's more than a rubbish collector. 251 00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:42,020 He's a world famous... A world famous scientist 252 00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:43,070 who isn't famous yet. 253 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:45,120 Well, he is a scientist. 254 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:48,000 It's just that he's kind of two people. 255 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,080 A split personality. 256 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:53,000 I wish you'd tell Uncle Raven what I said. 257 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,220 Once I told your uncle what you said 258 00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:57,020 and he said Artie Pinsetter doesn't have 259 00:12:57,060 --> 00:12:58,230 enough personality to split in two. 260 00:12:59,030 --> 00:13:00,220 Some day. Some day you'll be married 261 00:13:01,020 --> 00:13:03,100 to a good and important man, your Uncle Raven says. 262 00:13:03,140 --> 00:13:05,000 Some day-- Some day I'm gonna break loose 263 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,080 and go crazy, insane, out of my mind, some day. 264 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,060 Honey, he runs my life too. 265 00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:12,060 Now-now try to understand. 266 00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:14,220 He may seem gruff and bossy, 267 00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:17,130 but deep inside, there's another Uncle Raven 268 00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:19,220 who's sweet and warm and lovable. 269 00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:22,000 Maybe you should have married that one. 270 00:13:25,030 --> 00:13:26,080 [HUMMING] 271 00:13:28,190 --> 00:13:30,060 ARTIE: Mrs. Rossiter! 272 00:13:33,170 --> 00:13:35,060 Hello, Arthur. 273 00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:38,110 Hello, Mrs. Rossiter. Uh, can I see her for a minute? 274 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:41,090 It's not because I don't like you, Arthur. 275 00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:44,080 I know. He's the one that's keeping her from me. 276 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,190 Not you. You know, 277 00:13:46,230 --> 00:13:48,160 all of us would be nicer to each of us 278 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,080 if it wasn't for one of us. 279 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,130 [CLATTERING] 280 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,120 Oh, Artie, be careful. 281 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,200 Don't knock over those jars of jelly. 282 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,060 ARTIE: I won't. I'm in enough jam already. 283 00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:07,000 Well, keep out of that too. 284 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:09,230 [CHUCKLING] Oh, that boy. 285 00:14:10,030 --> 00:14:13,060 Help yourself to anything you want, Artie. 286 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:15,150 ARTIE: Anything, Mrs. Rossiter? 287 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,170 And this is home. 288 00:14:25,210 --> 00:14:29,150 It was my grandfather's, my father's and now mine. 289 00:14:29,190 --> 00:14:31,080 Isn't everything? What? 290 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,090 Isn't everything? Oh. Oh. 291 00:14:33,130 --> 00:14:35,140 [CHUCKLING] I see what,,, Yeah. 292 00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:38,050 Well, I lead a very quiet life with my darling niece, 293 00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:40,120 and my wife and, uh, these trees. 294 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:43,080 You know, folks around here said they couldn't be raised, 295 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,020 but I fooled them. I... 296 00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:47,150 Excuse me, sir. I'm sorry, Mr. Rossiter. 297 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,110 What were you doing inside the house? 298 00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:52,080 I was taking a full barrel out and left you an empty one. 299 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,140 Well, I don't like it. 300 00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:55,200 Oh. All right. The next time, 301 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,090 I'll take an empty one and leave you a full barrel. 302 00:14:58,130 --> 00:14:59,200 What I mean is, from now on 303 00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:02,110 the rubbish will be left outside for you. 304 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:05,120 Easier on you, my boy. 305 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,160 All right, Mr. Rossiter. 306 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,210 Yeah. I'll do that. 307 00:15:08,010 --> 00:15:09,050 Careful of the lawn. Sorry. 308 00:15:09,090 --> 00:15:10,140 And watch the tree. [SHOUTS] 309 00:15:10,180 --> 00:15:12,000 Now look what you've done! 310 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,140 You bumped into the tree with that... 311 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,230 Tough on the outside, heart of gold. 312 00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:20,130 Him? No, me. 313 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,180 [CLICKS TONGUE] 314 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,140 [CLICKS TONGUE] 315 00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:26,160 Well, uh, let's go and meet my wife and niece. 316 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,080 They're lovely ladies. 317 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:38,010 [MACHINERY WHIRRING] 318 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,210 Oh, marry me today, Artie. 319 00:16:21,010 --> 00:16:23,030 Oh, honey, you know I want to very much, 320 00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:24,140 but what are we gonna live on? 321 00:16:24,180 --> 00:16:26,020 We'd run away. 322 00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:28,180 Run away? The only thing I own is this truck. 323 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:30,040 Which your uncle owns. 324 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,200 You're not afraid of him, are you? 325 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,190 How about that bank manager? 326 00:16:34,230 --> 00:16:36,220 Did he have courage enough to take you out? 327 00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:39,030 No, you did, Artie. 328 00:16:39,070 --> 00:16:41,120 How about the school teacher with his education? 329 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,170 Did he ever take you out? No, you did, Artie. 330 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:46,200 Just me. Artie Pinsetter. A nobody. 331 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,140 You're everybody to me, Artie. 332 00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:51,100 But I'm nobody to the Boosters Club. 333 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:53,070 Do you know they turned me down again? 334 00:16:53,110 --> 00:16:55,090 All those businessmen are members, 335 00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:57,230 and I'm the only one that owns my own business, 336 00:16:58,030 --> 00:17:01,050 even though your uncle does own my truck. 337 00:17:01,090 --> 00:17:03,150 Well, don't worry about the Boosters, 338 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,230 and don't work on that now, Artie. 339 00:17:06,030 --> 00:17:08,080 Now, honey, if that canyon starts cooking, 340 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,200 I gotta be ready for it. [CORPORAL WHINES] 341 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,070 Let's just be together for once. 342 00:17:14,130 --> 00:17:16,040 We are together. You and me. 343 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,200 And that thing. 344 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,170 Thing? This maximum evaluator is gonna make us rich, 345 00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:24,130 when I can put the secret energy into it. 346 00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:26,100 You've got all the secret energy. 347 00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:28,130 Oh, you see, the hydrogen molecules 348 00:17:28,170 --> 00:17:30,110 are forced between tungsten electrodes, 349 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,210 in this case important symbols. 350 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,120 Symbols, sweet. 351 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,210 And if my estimate of the temperature is accurate, 352 00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:38,030 the melting point... 353 00:17:38,070 --> 00:17:39,200 Melting point... 354 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,090 ...is equally divided between hydrogen and helium, 355 00:17:42,130 --> 00:17:44,020 [STAMMERING] and the explosions... 356 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:45,090 Explosions. 357 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:47,190 ...lead to a limitless amount of-- 358 00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:50,170 [WHIMPERING] 359 00:17:57,090 --> 00:17:59,180 ...of atomic power from the middle of the Earth 360 00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:01,100 which comes to the surface 361 00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:04,030 and changes structures that come in contact with it. 362 00:18:04,070 --> 00:18:08,140 And when Max and I get that, I'll be an important man. 363 00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:11,200 [WHINES] 364 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,230 [BARKING] 365 00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:16,230 Artie, all you have to do to be an important man 366 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:19,170 is to walk into any company and tell them what you know. 367 00:18:19,210 --> 00:18:22,050 The only thing I know is what I read about science. 368 00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:23,190 Like there's a camera in my head 369 00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:26,010 that photographs any scientific thing I read. 370 00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:27,130 Well, tell them. 371 00:18:27,170 --> 00:18:29,120 Tell them straight out like you tell me. 372 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,230 Oh, you're the only one I can talk to. 373 00:18:32,030 --> 00:18:34,170 I clam up inside when I see that they're laughing at me. 374 00:18:34,210 --> 00:18:38,060 But, Artie, how long can I wait till we get married? 375 00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,210 I'll explode! 376 00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:41,190 Oh. Oh. 377 00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:43,210 Then, uh, I better get to work. 378 00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:46,120 I want you to marry me now, Artie. 379 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:49,000 I don't care what everybody else thinks. 380 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,070 I do. 381 00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:52,100 Oh, Artie. 382 00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:55,070 If you'd only say that in front of a preacher. 383 00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:57,200 [RATTLING] 384 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,130 MAX: To work. To work. No play, to work. 385 00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:02,020 In a minute. 386 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:04,140 Oh, and stop talking to that silly machine. 387 00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:06,020 It's not silly. 388 00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:07,200 [RATTLING] 389 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,180 Work, work. No marriage. 390 00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:14,030 Work, work now. Marriage later. 391 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:17,070 Marriage much late. Maybe never. 392 00:19:17,110 --> 00:19:18,120 You... No marriage. 393 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,100 You monster! No marriage. 394 00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:22,040 No marriage. I hate you! 395 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,180 No marriage. No marriage. You taught it to say that! 396 00:19:24,220 --> 00:19:26,200 No marriage. Emmy Lou. Don't go in there! 397 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,150 No marriage. Emmy Lou! 398 00:19:28,190 --> 00:19:30,040 Don't go in there! No marriage. 399 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:33,080 No marriage. No marriage. 400 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:36,010 No marriage. No marriage. 401 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,220 No marriage. No marriage. 402 00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:41,230 Emmy Lou. I'm sorry. Don't go in there! 403 00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:44,090 Emmy Lou! Don't go in there! 404 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,100 [CLOTH RIPPING] 405 00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:49,050 EMMY LOU [ECHOING]: Help! Help! 406 00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:53,030 Artie, something awful is happening to me! 407 00:19:53,070 --> 00:19:56,130 Stay away! Stay away. 408 00:19:57,050 --> 00:19:58,100 [GROANS] 409 00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:06,110 Max! Max! You gotta help me. 410 00:20:06,150 --> 00:20:08,060 We gotta save Emmy Lou. 411 00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:10,010 Oh, come on, Max, you're my pal. 412 00:20:10,050 --> 00:20:11,210 EMMY LOU: Artie! Come on. 413 00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:13,160 EMMY LOU: Artie, what's happened? 414 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,220 [♪♪♪] 415 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,030 [WHIMPERS] 416 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:26,080 Look at me! No! No, don't! 417 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:31,020 Artie, I'm so big! 418 00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:35,130 Well, stop staring and get me something to wear. 419 00:20:35,170 --> 00:20:39,070 All right, all right. I'll get you something to wear. 420 00:20:39,110 --> 00:20:42,050 Anything to cover me. I'm hideous. 421 00:20:42,090 --> 00:20:46,120 You're magnificent, and you're mine, all mine! 422 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,160 Artie Pinsetter, don't you dare tell anybody 423 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,020 about what's happened to me. 424 00:20:50,060 --> 00:20:52,080 I won't, honey. 425 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,140 Max, how do I change her back? 426 00:20:54,180 --> 00:20:56,190 [RATTLING] 427 00:20:56,230 --> 00:20:58,220 MAX: E equals MC square. 428 00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:02,080 I know. I know. Now look. This is a crisis. 429 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,170 Tell me, you dope! 430 00:21:03,210 --> 00:21:05,080 What can I do to change her back? 431 00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:10,140 One and one are two. Two and two are four. 432 00:21:10,180 --> 00:21:13,110 Oh, that stupid machine. I told you it was a waste! 433 00:21:13,150 --> 00:21:15,170 Honey, don't blame Max. 434 00:21:15,210 --> 00:21:17,170 I'm his teacher. He's like me. 435 00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:19,170 If you yell at him, he gets stupid. 436 00:21:19,210 --> 00:21:21,070 MAX: One plus one is three. 437 00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:25,000 Artie, do something, anything. Save me! 438 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:27,070 Maybe I'll never stop growing. 439 00:21:27,110 --> 00:21:30,010 [STAMMERING] Now be calm. 440 00:21:30,050 --> 00:21:33,110 Now, sit down somewhere, and I'll be right back. 441 00:21:33,150 --> 00:21:37,220 Corporal! Oh, Corporal! Where's that dog? Corporal! 442 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:39,130 [WHINES] 443 00:21:39,170 --> 00:21:41,120 Corporal, what I want you to do is watch Emmy Lou. 444 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:46,090 You watch her. And Max, I want you to think. Think! 445 00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:47,190 One and one is four. 446 00:21:47,230 --> 00:21:51,140 Huh! He's thinking, Emmy Lou. Think! 447 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,120 RAVEN: Figure it would give a homey touch... 448 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,170 Yes, that's fine. 449 00:21:57,210 --> 00:21:59,060 I'll try to get everything in. 450 00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:01,070 That's fine. I'll be watching on that side. 451 00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:03,070 All right, we'll rehearse it. 452 00:22:03,110 --> 00:22:05,120 Quiet, please! 453 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,050 Take it, Mr. Rossiter. 454 00:22:07,090 --> 00:22:09,030 ARTIE: Uncle Raven. 455 00:22:10,060 --> 00:22:12,070 Seen my glasses, May? No. 456 00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:17,170 Mr. Rossiter... All right. 457 00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:19,020 ...you're hurting. 458 00:22:19,060 --> 00:22:21,010 How did you get her out? Where is she? 459 00:22:21,050 --> 00:22:23,160 I'll drive you out of town, every town, every place. 460 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,020 Emmy Lou is big. Big? 461 00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:26,160 Real big. And she's expecting-- 462 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,140 Expecting? Emmy Lou? 463 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:31,070 You're lying! It never showed! 464 00:22:31,110 --> 00:22:33,010 It couldn't. It just happened. 465 00:22:33,050 --> 00:22:34,090 If this gets out 466 00:22:34,130 --> 00:22:36,050 before the election and my TV show-- 467 00:22:36,090 --> 00:22:37,150 Magruder! Oh. 468 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:39,030 Emmy Lou. Mm-hm. 469 00:22:39,070 --> 00:22:41,070 With you, of all people. 470 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:43,210 You tell anybody, and I'll murder you. 471 00:22:44,010 --> 00:22:45,040 Magruder! Oh. 472 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,080 Yes, Mr. Rossiter. 473 00:22:48,070 --> 00:22:49,160 I lost my glasses. 474 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,220 Oh. Come with me. 475 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:56,040 All right, Magruder, you're a justice of the peace. 476 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,210 I want you to marry that... 477 00:22:58,010 --> 00:23:00,020 Whatever it is, to my niece immediately. 478 00:23:00,060 --> 00:23:03,080 And don't you dare let this leak out. Got it? 479 00:23:04,180 --> 00:23:06,180 All right, Magruder has his orders. 480 00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:08,110 He'll look after my interests. 481 00:23:08,150 --> 00:23:11,190 And if Burton wasn't in town, I'd tear you apart. 482 00:23:11,230 --> 00:23:13,090 Now get out! 483 00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:16,030 And no sign of you until day after tomorrow. 484 00:23:16,070 --> 00:23:19,010 No. I gotta have some money. I gotta buy her some things. 485 00:23:19,050 --> 00:23:20,050 Oh. Yeah. 486 00:23:20,090 --> 00:23:21,210 Blackmail too, eh? Hm. 487 00:23:22,010 --> 00:23:24,120 All right, Magruder, now remember, you are a witness. 488 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,140 See? 489 00:23:26,190 --> 00:23:28,040 There. Now. Thank you. 490 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,160 [CLICKS TONGUE] [CLICKS TONGUE] 491 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,010 Take him out. 492 00:23:31,050 --> 00:23:33,030 [♪♪♪] 493 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,110 [GROANING] 494 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,220 [MOANING] 495 00:24:13,010 --> 00:24:14,170 Artie! 496 00:24:16,170 --> 00:24:19,160 Artie! Artie! 497 00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:24,010 Emmy Lou! Emmy Lou! 498 00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:26,150 Emmy Lou! 499 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,020 Artie! 500 00:24:32,150 --> 00:24:33,130 [BARKS] 501 00:24:33,170 --> 00:24:35,170 Mr. Magruder, this way. 502 00:24:39,070 --> 00:24:40,110 Oh, there you are. 503 00:24:40,150 --> 00:24:42,100 Did you get me something to wear? 504 00:24:42,140 --> 00:24:45,000 Yeah, did I. 505 00:24:46,060 --> 00:24:48,010 Here's a needle and thread. 506 00:24:50,060 --> 00:24:52,150 [STAMMERING] And then... And I got... 507 00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:55,180 Wait till you see this. You're gonna like this. 508 00:24:56,190 --> 00:24:59,030 Scissors to make a dress. 509 00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:08,010 You said you weren't gonna tell anybody about me. 510 00:25:08,050 --> 00:25:10,060 What's Mr. Magruder doing there? 511 00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:12,180 I'm here to marry you two. 512 00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:14,100 Marry us? Yes. 513 00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:18,150 Marry us? You mean Uncle Raven gave his approval? 514 00:25:18,190 --> 00:25:21,110 His approval? It was an order. 515 00:25:21,150 --> 00:25:23,150 An order? I don't take orders from anybody. 516 00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:25,020 If I wanna get married, I'll get married. 517 00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:26,200 Nobody tells me when to get married. 518 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,120 Emmy Lou, will you marry me? 519 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:32,200 Yes, Artie. That's what I've been saying all along. 520 00:25:34,180 --> 00:25:38,130 But... But do you wanna marry me as I am? 521 00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:40,160 Any way you are, honey. 522 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,190 You'll always be my little Emmy Lou. 523 00:25:42,230 --> 00:25:44,050 Artie. 524 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,010 I should have a wedding dress. 525 00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:51,110 You have. 526 00:25:52,210 --> 00:25:54,040 You have. 527 00:25:57,170 --> 00:25:59,000 A parachute? 528 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,200 Yeah, honey. It's pure white silk, 529 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,150 and it'll make a beautiful wedding dress. 530 00:26:05,110 --> 00:26:07,090 [♪♪♪] 531 00:26:21,140 --> 00:26:23,160 Are you ready, Mr. Magruder? 532 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,150 Oh, yes, yes, yes. Do you take this woman, uh... 533 00:26:26,190 --> 00:26:28,050 Over here, Mr. Magruder. 534 00:26:28,090 --> 00:26:30,170 I can't see to read the ceremony without my glasses. 535 00:26:30,210 --> 00:26:32,090 Oh. Don't need it. 536 00:26:32,130 --> 00:26:34,210 Just a minute. Turn it around. I know it. I know it. 537 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:38,010 Now, do you take this woman, Artie Pinsetter, to be your... 538 00:26:38,050 --> 00:26:39,140 I do. 539 00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:41,220 And do you, Emmy Lou, take this man to be your... 540 00:26:42,020 --> 00:26:42,230 I do. 541 00:26:43,030 --> 00:26:44,110 And now the ring. 542 00:26:44,150 --> 00:26:47,210 Oh, the ring. Uh, the ring. We... 543 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,210 The ring. 544 00:26:50,010 --> 00:26:51,100 MAX [BEEPING]: Oh! 545 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,010 Quiet, Max. 546 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,160 Aren't you the best man? 547 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,120 And the best man always gives the ring. 548 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,140 [WHINES] 549 00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:13,110 I'll have it made smaller for you, honey. 550 00:27:13,150 --> 00:27:15,050 Okay, Mr. Magruder. 551 00:27:15,090 --> 00:27:17,080 Then I pronounce you man and wife. 552 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:20,170 Uh, do I get a kiss, Mrs. Pinsetter? 553 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,210 Help! Help! 554 00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:27,040 Point me towards town! Here. 555 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,020 [CORPORAL BARKING] 556 00:27:29,220 --> 00:27:31,200 [♪♪♪] 557 00:27:36,060 --> 00:27:40,080 Mr. Magruder's afraid of me. Am I so terrible? 558 00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:45,070 You're my wife. You're beautiful. I love you. 559 00:27:49,090 --> 00:27:51,070 [♪♪♪] 560 00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:08,220 Artie? 561 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,090 Yes? 562 00:28:10,130 --> 00:28:12,090 Do you still love me? 563 00:28:12,130 --> 00:28:13,160 Oh, yes. 564 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,180 A lot? 565 00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:18,120 From the tip of your toes 566 00:28:21,130 --> 00:28:23,120 to the top of your head. 567 00:28:26,230 --> 00:28:28,120 Sweetheart... 568 00:28:31,050 --> 00:28:32,180 ...goodnight. 569 00:28:32,220 --> 00:28:34,030 Darling... 570 00:28:41,150 --> 00:28:42,190 ...goodnight. 571 00:28:45,230 --> 00:28:48,090 [BUZZING] 572 00:29:06,110 --> 00:29:08,110 EMMY LOU: Good morning, darling. 573 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,020 Good morning, sweetheart. 574 00:29:12,060 --> 00:29:15,120 I was fixing you a nice little big breakfast. 575 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:20,000 No. I'm your bride, and I'm going to cook for my husband. 576 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:23,210 How do you want your eggs? Fried or scrambled? 577 00:29:24,010 --> 00:29:26,160 Any way that you want to fix them. 578 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,070 [♪♪♪] 579 00:29:41,110 --> 00:29:42,130 [SIZZLES] 580 00:30:02,130 --> 00:30:03,150 Let me help. 581 00:30:03,190 --> 00:30:05,130 [CORPORAL BARKS] No. 582 00:30:05,170 --> 00:30:07,180 You think I don't know how to fry an egg? 583 00:30:20,180 --> 00:30:22,150 [WHIMPERS] 584 00:30:24,050 --> 00:30:25,170 Oh! 585 00:30:27,150 --> 00:30:29,190 I can't do anything right. 586 00:30:33,090 --> 00:30:35,190 Now everything's ruined. 587 00:30:35,230 --> 00:30:39,140 The coffee spilled and the eggs all broken. 588 00:30:39,180 --> 00:30:41,190 ARTIE: Oh, don't cry, honey. 589 00:30:41,230 --> 00:30:44,220 We're just like every honeymoon couple that ever got married. 590 00:30:45,020 --> 00:30:47,150 But I'm not like everybody else. 591 00:30:47,190 --> 00:30:50,180 Even when I was little, I couldn't do anything right, 592 00:30:50,220 --> 00:30:52,150 because they never let me. 593 00:30:52,190 --> 00:30:55,050 Yes, Uncle Raven. No, Uncle Raven. 594 00:30:55,090 --> 00:30:57,150 I didn't touch your trees, Uncle Raven. 595 00:30:57,190 --> 00:31:00,090 [CRYING] I'm hungry. 596 00:31:03,190 --> 00:31:08,210 Oh, whenever I get upset, I get so hungry! 597 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,220 I'm starving. 598 00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:13,170 Yeah. 599 00:31:13,210 --> 00:31:17,060 I want jelly donuts, French fries and milkshakes. 600 00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:18,130 Lots of them. 601 00:31:18,170 --> 00:31:21,050 I need them! I want them! Now! 602 00:31:21,090 --> 00:31:23,180 Uncle Raven's gotta feed me now! 603 00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:27,030 Uncle Raven won't feed anybody. 604 00:31:27,070 --> 00:31:29,020 He's got to, or I'm gonna walk into town 605 00:31:29,060 --> 00:31:30,200 and I'm gonna get 'em myself. 606 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,080 [STAMMERING] I'll take care of you, dear. 607 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,120 I'll be back, dear. 608 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,170 [WHINES] 609 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,210 Don't go away. 610 00:31:40,010 --> 00:31:41,230 [♪♪♪] 611 00:31:52,060 --> 00:31:53,110 That's it! 612 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,130 Mr. Bates. 613 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,200 Well, Pinsetter. 614 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,140 It won't do you any good to apply for the Boosters again. 615 00:32:00,180 --> 00:32:02,090 I'm not here for that. 616 00:32:02,130 --> 00:32:04,220 Well, maybe you've come to apply for relief. Yes, sir. 617 00:32:05,020 --> 00:32:06,070 How many you got there? One. 618 00:32:06,110 --> 00:32:07,210 I'm gonna need a couple hundred. 619 00:32:08,010 --> 00:32:09,110 A couple of hundred? 620 00:32:09,150 --> 00:32:11,210 Oh, my wife, she eats more than the average wife. 621 00:32:12,010 --> 00:32:13,130 Your wife? Yes. 622 00:32:13,170 --> 00:32:16,100 You claim a wife on your application and that's perjury! 623 00:32:16,140 --> 00:32:20,080 Oh, Mr. Bates, Emmy Lou, she's so hungry. 624 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,200 Raven Rossiter's Emmy Lou? 625 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,100 Yes, sir. Yes. 626 00:32:25,140 --> 00:32:28,180 Well, this is a matter for Raven, not the Welfare Director. 627 00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:30,160 I... Come on, boy. Get out of here, son. 628 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,200 I'm going to get me more applications for... 629 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:37,140 Mmm-hmm. Ah, good, good. Yeah, yeah. 630 00:32:37,180 --> 00:32:39,060 Ah, good. 631 00:32:39,100 --> 00:32:41,220 Not a word of that girl in the newspapers anywhere. 632 00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:44,120 MAGRUDER: ♪ Yo, ho, ho And an empty bottle ♪ 633 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,230 ♪ Yo, ho, ho ♪ 634 00:32:46,030 --> 00:32:48,050 Go and shut Magruder up! Go down in the cellar 635 00:32:48,090 --> 00:32:49,230 and give him another bottle of wine. 636 00:32:50,030 --> 00:32:52,070 Well, he's had a dozen bottles since yesterday. 637 00:32:52,110 --> 00:32:54,140 Fine. I want him so plastered 638 00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:57,190 he'll have to join AA one A at a time. 639 00:32:57,230 --> 00:33:00,020 I want him happy and unconscious 640 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,140 until Burton leaves after the television program. 641 00:33:02,180 --> 00:33:04,060 Is that all you can think of? 642 00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:06,150 Your program and your election? 643 00:33:06,190 --> 00:33:09,130 No. I think of my treacherous niece 644 00:33:09,170 --> 00:33:11,090 sneaking off with that no-good idiot 645 00:33:11,130 --> 00:33:13,140 and getting herself...bigger. 646 00:33:13,180 --> 00:33:15,230 [CRYING] [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 647 00:33:16,030 --> 00:33:18,120 MAGRUDER: ♪ Yo, ho, ho And an empty bottle ♪ 648 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,130 [KNOCKING CONTINUES] 649 00:33:19,170 --> 00:33:21,140 Shut up, Magruder! 650 00:33:21,180 --> 00:33:24,140 That's not Magruder. That's the back door. 651 00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:30,230 [KNOCKING CONTINUES] 652 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,050 Emmy Lou... She's your problem now. All yours. 653 00:33:35,090 --> 00:33:37,020 I don't have... Your wife. Out. 654 00:33:37,060 --> 00:33:39,230 Just a minute. She was your niece before she was my wife. 655 00:33:40,030 --> 00:33:41,230 Go away before I throw you out. 656 00:33:42,030 --> 00:33:44,180 Oh, Mr. Rossiter... 657 00:33:44,220 --> 00:33:47,090 You gotta let me in before you can throw me out. 658 00:33:47,130 --> 00:33:49,010 Oh, you! 659 00:33:51,210 --> 00:33:54,200 I thought I told you to keep... [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 660 00:33:55,170 --> 00:33:56,230 What do you want? 661 00:33:57,030 --> 00:33:58,140 He says he's married to your niece, 662 00:33:58,180 --> 00:34:00,220 and he's applied for county relief to feed her. 663 00:34:01,020 --> 00:34:02,120 Well, that's what relief is for. 664 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:05,010 To feed the wives of men who can't support them. 665 00:34:05,050 --> 00:34:08,020 But he's got enough blanks to feed a-a giant. 666 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:10,220 Who told you? 667 00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:12,070 Who told me what? 668 00:34:12,110 --> 00:34:14,010 That Emmy Lou is 30 feet tall? 669 00:34:14,050 --> 00:34:15,230 He's insane. 670 00:34:16,030 --> 00:34:17,140 Of course, he's insane. 671 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:19,180 It's a figment of his idiotic imagination. 672 00:34:19,220 --> 00:34:22,090 Well, if you don't feed my "idiotic imagination," 673 00:34:22,130 --> 00:34:24,210 she's gonna come into town and take what she wants. 674 00:34:25,020 --> 00:34:29,010 MAGRUDER: ♪ Yo, ho, ho And an empty bottle ♪ 675 00:34:29,050 --> 00:34:30,220 Did you lie to me? 676 00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:33,130 You told me she was... that way. 677 00:34:33,170 --> 00:34:37,090 Oh, Uncle Rossiter! Not that way. This way. 678 00:34:38,180 --> 00:34:41,050 And I thought Magruder was drunk. 679 00:34:41,090 --> 00:34:44,150 Pinsetter, are you telling me the truth? 680 00:34:44,190 --> 00:34:47,000 [GRUNTS, CLICKS TONGUE] 681 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:50,150 Oh! What will this do to my election? 682 00:34:50,190 --> 00:34:53,010 Nothing. Unless the voters think 683 00:34:53,050 --> 00:34:56,010 that Emmy Lou came from Mars, uh, Uncle Raven, sir. 684 00:34:56,050 --> 00:34:57,110 What? What? 685 00:34:57,150 --> 00:34:59,170 Everyone knows very well where she came from. 686 00:34:59,210 --> 00:35:02,090 Well, before she was 30 feet tall, they knew. 687 00:35:02,130 --> 00:35:05,230 And maybe we all know. Who'll believe us? 688 00:35:06,030 --> 00:35:09,040 Well, I am not from Mars! 689 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:13,080 Ah, sure, Uncle Raven. And you can prove it to the voters, 690 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:16,020 even if you have a niece who is 30 feet tall. 691 00:35:16,060 --> 00:35:18,040 Well, this isn't just my problem. 692 00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,230 If she comes to town, I'll be ruined, Brother Bates. 693 00:35:21,030 --> 00:35:22,090 And if I am ruined, 694 00:35:22,130 --> 00:35:25,080 I'll ruin every Brother Booster in town. 695 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:28,120 You call a secret meeting of the Boosters immediately. 696 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,190 Oh. 697 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:33,090 [GROANS] Aww... 698 00:35:33,130 --> 00:35:37,120 Oh, May, it's good to have you standing by me. 699 00:35:42,020 --> 00:35:44,010 Oh, you! 700 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,190 [♪♪♪] 701 00:36:01,170 --> 00:36:03,180 Better not take any, Joe. 702 00:36:03,220 --> 00:36:07,080 There are 200 dozen donuts here. They're gonna miss one? 703 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,190 Raven's gonna count them? 704 00:36:08,230 --> 00:36:10,070 You don't know Raven Rossiter. 705 00:36:10,110 --> 00:36:12,040 Remember when those cigarettes came out 706 00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,000 with 20,000 filter traps? 707 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,050 Mm-hm. Raven counted them. 708 00:36:18,070 --> 00:36:20,160 I've been in the meat business for 20 years, 709 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,010 but this is the first time 710 00:36:22,050 --> 00:36:24,160 I've ever had to make a 90-pound hot dog. 711 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:29,000 What are you complaining about? I had to get the bun. 712 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,120 So when he called up and said 713 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,190 he wanted 60 gallons of chocolate milkshake, 714 00:36:32,230 --> 00:36:34,050 it didn't bother me at all. 715 00:36:34,090 --> 00:36:36,040 But I got a little nervous when he said: 716 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:39,020 "Make sure you put in a straw five foot long." 717 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,020 Say, if she's 30 feet tall, 718 00:36:44,060 --> 00:36:47,130 her head must be six feet long. 719 00:36:47,170 --> 00:36:49,040 Then she would... 720 00:36:50,090 --> 00:36:51,110 Wow! 721 00:36:51,150 --> 00:36:53,130 [♪♪♪] 722 00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:06,140 Take the detour, please. 723 00:37:06,180 --> 00:37:09,080 War games. This is a restricted area. 724 00:37:20,090 --> 00:37:22,070 [♪♪♪] 725 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,020 [SIGHS] [CANISTER RATTLES] 726 00:37:34,230 --> 00:37:38,180 Thank you, Mr. Bates, and Mr. Johnson, and Mr. Adams. 727 00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:41,180 You're welcome, Emmy Lou. Okay. Anytime. 728 00:37:41,220 --> 00:37:42,210 Emmy Lou? 729 00:37:43,010 --> 00:37:44,120 Yes, dear? 730 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,210 Uncle Raven gave us a house for a wedding present. 731 00:37:47,010 --> 00:37:49,170 Gave us? Where? 732 00:37:49,210 --> 00:37:51,120 The old barn. 733 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,230 You know, 10 miles on the other side of town. 734 00:37:54,030 --> 00:37:55,060 A barn! 735 00:37:56,060 --> 00:37:58,010 How could he do that? 736 00:37:59,190 --> 00:38:02,170 Well, I won't go. We'll live at your place, Artie. 737 00:38:02,210 --> 00:38:04,080 [LAUGHS] 738 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,130 Are you laughing at me, Mr. Bates? 739 00:38:06,170 --> 00:38:10,040 No, ma'am. No, Emmy Lou. No, I-I never laugh. Never. 740 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,160 Don't believe in laughter. Now, it's not our doing. 741 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,200 We just want you to go to that trailer truck 742 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,080 so we can take you to the barn. 743 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,000 Uh, I mean, the honeymoon cottage. 744 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,020 A trailer truck. 745 00:38:20,060 --> 00:38:24,160 I will not be made a fool of! Like moving an elephant! 746 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,140 Like I was a hippopotamus in a circus! 747 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,140 I won't be made a laughingstock. 748 00:38:30,180 --> 00:38:32,130 But your uncle said you've got to do it. 749 00:38:32,170 --> 00:38:35,020 He said, "Tell that girl, or else!" 750 00:38:35,060 --> 00:38:36,160 Or else what? 751 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,090 Well, "or else." 752 00:38:38,130 --> 00:38:40,230 Everybody knows what Raven Rossiter's "or else" means. 753 00:38:41,030 --> 00:38:44,050 Well, what about my feelings? What about me? 754 00:38:44,090 --> 00:38:47,200 Why always him? Why? Why? Why? 755 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,160 Emmy Lou, uh, we'll have to be realistic. 756 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:53,080 Do it for me. 757 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,050 I mean, I can't afford to build 758 00:38:55,090 --> 00:38:57,050 the kind of house that we'd need. 759 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,220 [WHISTLING CHEERFUL TUNE] 760 00:39:12,030 --> 00:39:14,010 [♪♪♪] 761 00:39:27,230 --> 00:39:28,230 [SPITS] 762 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:32,110 [BRAKES SQUEALING] 763 00:39:32,150 --> 00:39:33,230 [BANGING] 764 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:42,060 Sergeant! Get that lead driver back here. 765 00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:44,060 [SOLDIERS CLAMORING] 766 00:39:50,010 --> 00:39:51,220 SERGEANT: Sarge! You wouldn't believe it. 767 00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:53,210 You wouldn't believe it if I told you. 768 00:39:56,090 --> 00:39:59,150 Oh, Lord, get me there by sundown, 769 00:39:59,190 --> 00:40:03,090 and please don't let the Pentagon find out about this. 770 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:09,000 Yucca, Yucca, from Blue Army Command. 771 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:12,170 We are delayed due to complete mechanical failure. 772 00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:16,210 Cannot join Division as planned. Delay advance. 773 00:40:17,010 --> 00:40:18,070 [♪♪♪] 774 00:40:18,110 --> 00:40:19,120 EMMY LOU: Artie. 775 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,130 She's all set. 776 00:40:21,170 --> 00:40:23,070 Are you all right, Emmy Lou? 777 00:40:23,110 --> 00:40:26,230 EMMY LOU: Hmm, it's a little warm, but I'm okay. 778 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,020 Corporal, get in the truck. 779 00:40:31,060 --> 00:40:32,140 [WHINING] 780 00:40:35,070 --> 00:40:36,150 Are you all right, Emmy? 781 00:40:36,190 --> 00:40:38,010 EMMY LOU: Hmm, I'm all right. 782 00:40:38,050 --> 00:40:39,210 [RATTLING] 783 00:40:41,030 --> 00:40:42,080 MAX: Come here, Corporal. 784 00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,100 [WHINING] 785 00:40:48,190 --> 00:40:51,210 Corporal, I thought I told you to get into the truck. 786 00:40:52,010 --> 00:40:53,030 Now that was me talking. 787 00:40:53,070 --> 00:40:54,110 MAX: That was me talking. 788 00:40:54,150 --> 00:40:56,050 Now, listen, Corporal. Listen to me. 789 00:40:56,090 --> 00:40:58,040 Keep your mouth shut. Now, come on, Max. 790 00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,160 Now we gotta get into the car. Come on, Corporal. 791 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,060 MAX: Come on, Corporal. 792 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,100 [♪♪♪] 793 00:41:41,130 --> 00:41:43,040 Goodbye, Mr. Bates, and thanks. 794 00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,210 Uh, goodbye, Pinsetter. 795 00:41:45,010 --> 00:41:47,160 I hope you'll both be very happy. 796 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,180 And may all your troubles be big ones. 797 00:41:49,220 --> 00:41:51,190 [BATES LAUGHS] 798 00:41:57,170 --> 00:41:59,150 [♪♪♪] 799 00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:16,150 It isn't much, but it's home. 800 00:42:16,190 --> 00:42:18,120 It isn't exactly what I dreamed 801 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,170 the first day of married life would be like. 802 00:42:20,210 --> 00:42:25,020 Oh, honey, tears in the morning and laughter in the evening. 803 00:42:25,060 --> 00:42:27,080 I cried last night, 804 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,110 and I cried this morning, 805 00:42:29,150 --> 00:42:31,150 and I'm gonna cry now. 806 00:42:31,190 --> 00:42:34,170 What does my little bride want? What can I do? 807 00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:37,170 I want a shower. 808 00:42:37,210 --> 00:42:40,040 I always feel better after a shower. 809 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:42,140 A shower? 810 00:42:43,210 --> 00:42:45,020 [QUIETLY] A shower. 811 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,140 [♪♪♪] 812 00:42:57,230 --> 00:43:00,040 [LAUGHING] Oh, boy. 813 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,060 [♪♪♪] 814 00:43:05,190 --> 00:43:08,180 Reconnaissance to convoy. Recon to convoy. 815 00:43:08,220 --> 00:43:10,090 You seem to have lost contact 816 00:43:10,130 --> 00:43:12,010 with your two wing divisions, sir. 817 00:43:12,050 --> 00:43:13,190 Shall I lead you through a shortcut? 818 00:43:13,230 --> 00:43:15,180 GENERAL [OVER RADIO]: Carry on, Rainbow. 819 00:43:15,220 --> 00:43:18,100 Off road, across field... 820 00:43:24,030 --> 00:43:25,090 You like it, Emmy Lou? 821 00:43:25,130 --> 00:43:26,170 Artie! 822 00:43:26,210 --> 00:43:28,140 [RATTLING] 823 00:43:28,180 --> 00:43:31,060 Artie! I-- I think I'm growing again. 824 00:43:31,100 --> 00:43:34,010 Oh, no! No! 825 00:43:34,210 --> 00:43:36,090 Don't grow! 826 00:43:40,130 --> 00:43:42,140 Don't grow! 827 00:43:42,180 --> 00:43:44,100 [STAMMERS] Don't grow! 828 00:43:44,140 --> 00:43:46,120 [♪♪♪] 829 00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:15,140 Raincon to Blubow. 830 00:44:15,180 --> 00:44:18,090 [STAMMERS] Uh, Blubow Blubow to Rainbow. 831 00:44:18,130 --> 00:44:21,030 Uh, lead car, left, uh, left. 832 00:44:21,070 --> 00:44:23,050 [♪♪♪] 833 00:44:27,170 --> 00:44:30,040 Giants! Giants! 834 00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,140 GENERAL [OVER RADIO]: Giants? 835 00:44:31,180 --> 00:44:34,050 Uh, no, no, no. Right, right, right. 836 00:44:39,220 --> 00:44:43,130 [STAMMERING] Left... Right, uh, left. 837 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:49,070 Over and under and out. 838 00:44:50,220 --> 00:44:52,080 Over and out. Out. 839 00:45:03,020 --> 00:45:05,040 Yucca Yucca from Commander Convoy Blue. 840 00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,040 Convoy Blue unable to make maneuvers. 841 00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:11,000 Advise Pentagon cancel war games. Over and out. 842 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,230 Out, out, out. 843 00:45:14,030 --> 00:45:16,010 [♪♪♪] 844 00:45:18,030 --> 00:45:20,090 [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] 845 00:45:20,130 --> 00:45:22,010 Quiet, gentlemen. Quiet, please. 846 00:45:22,050 --> 00:45:24,020 MAN [OVER RADIO]: We have Yucca Yucca, sir. 847 00:45:24,060 --> 00:45:26,110 They're still trying to reach Convoy Blue. Wait. 848 00:45:26,150 --> 00:45:28,030 Stand by, sir. 849 00:45:28,070 --> 00:45:30,130 We're through, sir, to Convoy Blue Command. 850 00:45:30,170 --> 00:45:34,190 Hello, Convoy Command. Lovely day, isn't it? 851 00:45:34,230 --> 00:45:37,140 Sun shining, birds singing. 852 00:45:37,180 --> 00:45:42,010 Too nice out to play nasty old war games, isn't it? 853 00:45:42,050 --> 00:45:43,100 What happened? 854 00:45:45,050 --> 00:45:48,070 Sergeant, tell 'em what happened. 855 00:45:48,110 --> 00:45:49,100 Yes, sir. 856 00:45:49,140 --> 00:45:51,090 Sir, it was like this, see... 857 00:45:51,130 --> 00:45:52,220 I was coming around a curve, 858 00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:54,220 and there it was up on top of the ridge. 859 00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:56,110 There it was, that monster. 860 00:45:56,150 --> 00:45:58,150 I've never seen anything like this in my life. 861 00:45:58,190 --> 00:46:00,130 It was a monster. Easily 40 or 50-- 862 00:46:00,170 --> 00:46:01,230 I just-- It was the biggest-- 863 00:46:02,030 --> 00:46:03,220 You never saw, 120 feet and two inches. 864 00:46:04,020 --> 00:46:05,190 The whole thing was way up in the sky, 865 00:46:05,230 --> 00:46:07,110 and it-- Don't know if it was a girl. 866 00:46:07,150 --> 00:46:08,170 It looked like a girl, 867 00:46:08,210 --> 00:46:10,080 but if it was, it was a pretty-- 868 00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:12,170 I got scared, was panicky, didn't know what to do. 869 00:46:12,210 --> 00:46:14,100 This monster was tremendous. 870 00:46:14,140 --> 00:46:16,230 I jammed the brakes, and all the cars rolled into it. 871 00:46:17,030 --> 00:46:18,190 It was the most tremendous I've seen. 872 00:46:18,230 --> 00:46:20,170 All of a sudden, as I put my brakes on, 873 00:46:20,210 --> 00:46:22,040 I don't remember anything much 874 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,200 except the monster disappeared. 875 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,100 That's right, sir. 876 00:46:26,140 --> 00:46:29,140 Incredible as it seems, our Recon pilot disappeared 877 00:46:29,180 --> 00:46:31,220 as he kept saying, "Giant, giant!" 878 00:46:32,020 --> 00:46:34,040 Oh, this is a strange country out here, sir. 879 00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,170 If anything, the Sergeant was being conservative 880 00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:38,160 about the monster's size. 881 00:46:39,170 --> 00:46:41,090 Hmm. 882 00:46:41,130 --> 00:46:44,000 Can't rule out invasion from space. 883 00:46:45,060 --> 00:46:48,150 All right, all orders top secret. 884 00:46:48,190 --> 00:46:52,140 Desert area within a 100-mile radius of Candy Rock 885 00:46:52,180 --> 00:46:53,220 on attack alert. 886 00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:56,090 Do not alarm civilian population. 887 00:46:56,130 --> 00:46:58,010 Panic must be averted. 888 00:46:58,050 --> 00:47:02,080 Mission, be on lookout for monster in human form. 889 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:06,030 Order to attack, open fire at sight. 890 00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:16,200 [CHUCKLES] Well, now that you've met them all, Mr. Burton, 891 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,000 we can conclude the interview with our Boosters. 892 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,060 Benevolent, philanthropic, charity for all, 893 00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:23,090 kindnesses for many. 894 00:47:23,130 --> 00:47:24,220 Uh, of which I am President. 895 00:47:25,020 --> 00:47:26,000 And founder. 896 00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:27,090 Yes and founder. Yes. 897 00:47:27,130 --> 00:47:29,050 Now, surely, you can use all of them... 898 00:47:29,090 --> 00:47:30,200 Business. I gotta talk business. 899 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,070 ...as a windup of the civic... Gotta talk business. 900 00:47:33,110 --> 00:47:36,000 Raven, I gotta talk business. Come on, quick, please. 901 00:47:37,110 --> 00:47:39,010 This is business. Big business. 902 00:47:39,050 --> 00:47:41,170 And it's getting bigger all the time. Go away. 903 00:47:41,210 --> 00:47:44,060 [INDISTINCT MUTTERING] 904 00:47:47,030 --> 00:47:49,150 You'll never recognize her. She's growing so big. 905 00:47:49,190 --> 00:47:51,170 "Grown," not "growing." 906 00:47:51,210 --> 00:47:53,160 Growing and you may never see her again. 907 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:56,060 And when I say you may never see her again, 908 00:47:56,100 --> 00:47:58,030 I mean she's gone! 909 00:47:58,070 --> 00:48:00,120 Clear out! Way out! 910 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:03,010 Idiot. Nobody grows over 30 feet tall! 911 00:48:03,050 --> 00:48:05,150 Nobody except my wife, your niece. 912 00:48:05,190 --> 00:48:08,010 She made 30, was trying for 40. 913 00:48:08,050 --> 00:48:09,210 By this time she may be hitting 50. 914 00:48:10,010 --> 00:48:11,180 I don't believe you. 915 00:48:11,220 --> 00:48:14,020 Oh, I never should have watered her. 916 00:48:14,060 --> 00:48:15,120 You're lying, aren't you? 917 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,030 I wish I was. 918 00:48:17,070 --> 00:48:18,120 Then you're insane! 919 00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:20,010 I wish I was. 920 00:48:20,050 --> 00:48:21,230 I'll go get her. You can see for yourself. 921 00:48:22,030 --> 00:48:24,050 No! No! Keep her there. 922 00:48:24,090 --> 00:48:25,200 Do anything to keep her there. 923 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,230 'Cause if you don't, you know what I'll do? 924 00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:30,080 [STUTTERS] I'll-- 925 00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:33,000 I'll make you a Booster! 926 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,050 Me? 927 00:48:35,020 --> 00:48:36,130 A Booster? 928 00:48:37,110 --> 00:48:38,170 Uncle Raven! 929 00:48:40,010 --> 00:48:42,120 I'm gonna be a Booster, Mr. Burton. 930 00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,100 It's nothing, Pinsetter. Heh, heh. 931 00:48:44,140 --> 00:48:48,030 Nothing? Oh, boy, wait till Emmy Lou hears this! 932 00:48:48,070 --> 00:48:50,220 [STUTTERING NERVOUSLY] 933 00:48:51,020 --> 00:48:53,050 A Booster! A Booster! Yes. Come on. 934 00:48:53,090 --> 00:48:56,110 Boost, Boost, Boosters! Who's a Candy Rock Booster? 935 00:48:56,150 --> 00:48:58,160 ALL: We're the Boost, Boost, Boosters! 936 00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,130 Good. And so is Artie Pinsetter! 937 00:49:01,170 --> 00:49:03,200 Initiate him now. 938 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,140 Why does this man run in and out? 939 00:49:05,180 --> 00:49:08,010 And why do you look so worried every time he does? 940 00:49:08,050 --> 00:49:10,180 Me, worried? Never? I said now. 941 00:49:10,220 --> 00:49:12,120 Come on. ALL: Boost, Boost, Booster! 942 00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,000 That's me. That's me. 943 00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:16,080 Wait a minute. Put him down. I wanna talk to him. 944 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,040 Not now. I'm gonna be initiated. 945 00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,050 And every little Booster needs a big boost in life. 946 00:49:21,090 --> 00:49:24,080 And what better going away present than the one I've got. 947 00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:26,150 Going away? I just got here. Where am I going? 948 00:49:26,190 --> 00:49:28,040 Outside. Outside. 949 00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,080 ALL: Booster! Booster! 950 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,200 [ALL SHOUTING] 951 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,090 I've got something for you, my boy. 952 00:49:36,170 --> 00:49:39,120 My new car, which is my wedding gift 953 00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:42,170 to the newest Booster in Candy Rock. 954 00:49:42,210 --> 00:49:44,100 Mr. Pinsetter! [ARTIE EXCLAIMS] 955 00:49:44,140 --> 00:49:46,190 Mr. Pinsetter, I'd like to ask you some questions. 956 00:49:46,230 --> 00:49:48,190 I come from poor but humble parents. 957 00:49:48,230 --> 00:49:52,030 I am the son of a nobody, a long line of nobodys. 958 00:49:52,070 --> 00:49:55,040 Except today, I am somebody. 959 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,010 You're so right. Take it away. 960 00:49:57,050 --> 00:49:58,110 For me? For you. 961 00:49:58,150 --> 00:50:00,040 Thank you, Uncle Raven. 962 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,060 Oh, yeah. Oh. 963 00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:06,000 Now, just step on the gas and bon voyage! 964 00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:08,070 Oh. So long, Brother Boosters! 965 00:50:09,170 --> 00:50:11,140 Bye-bye. 966 00:50:11,180 --> 00:50:14,190 Great Booster. Ha, ha! That boy's going places. 967 00:50:14,230 --> 00:50:16,130 He's gone. What? 968 00:50:16,170 --> 00:50:18,180 Oh, yes. Well, now to more important matters. 969 00:50:18,220 --> 00:50:20,160 We'll be on the air before you know it. 970 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,190 I want to be sure that I have all my lines. 971 00:50:22,230 --> 00:50:25,070 Artie! Artie, wait a minute. 972 00:50:25,110 --> 00:50:26,220 Wait a minute. Artie! 973 00:50:27,020 --> 00:50:28,190 What's the matter with you? 974 00:50:28,230 --> 00:50:31,010 JACKIE: What are you doing with Uncle Raven's car? 975 00:50:31,050 --> 00:50:33,020 Uncle Raven gave me the car. It's mine. 976 00:50:33,060 --> 00:50:34,120 I was made a Booster. 977 00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:36,070 Oh, come on, honey. Let me drive it. 978 00:50:36,110 --> 00:50:38,170 Come on, come on. Please, Jackie, I'm in a hurry. 979 00:50:38,210 --> 00:50:39,230 Oh, so am I. 980 00:50:40,030 --> 00:50:41,120 Now, come on, get out of my car. 981 00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,040 No. I wanna drive it. 982 00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:45,110 No, I gotta drive. Come on. 983 00:50:46,170 --> 00:50:50,040 Wait for me! Wait for me! 984 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,150 [WHIRRING] 985 00:50:53,110 --> 00:50:55,190 [LAUGHING] 986 00:50:55,230 --> 00:50:58,070 [GROANING] 987 00:50:58,110 --> 00:51:00,090 Oh, did you hurt yourself? 988 00:51:00,130 --> 00:51:01,180 No. Now get out of the car. 989 00:51:01,220 --> 00:51:03,020 Where can I drive you? 990 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:04,070 To the old barn. 991 00:51:04,110 --> 00:51:06,000 The old barn? What did I say? 992 00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:08,220 Oh, Artie, you little devil, you. 993 00:51:09,020 --> 00:51:10,200 Jackie. Little ol' me 994 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,150 isn't too much woman for little ol' you, is she? 995 00:51:15,210 --> 00:51:18,070 Lady, if you were triplets, 996 00:51:18,110 --> 00:51:21,050 you wouldn't know what too much woman is for little ol' me. 997 00:51:21,090 --> 00:51:23,120 [BOTH LAUGH] 998 00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:24,170 [GROANS] 999 00:51:26,090 --> 00:51:27,150 [LAUGHING] 1000 00:51:34,010 --> 00:51:35,060 Artie! 1001 00:51:35,100 --> 00:51:37,200 Now, come on, you gotta go home. Go home. 1002 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,010 But, honey, we just got here. 1003 00:51:40,050 --> 00:51:42,130 Oh, please, will you go? 1004 00:51:42,170 --> 00:51:44,170 Oh, Artie. 1005 00:51:44,210 --> 00:51:47,030 EMMY LOU: Jackie, you keep away from my husband! 1006 00:51:47,070 --> 00:51:49,010 [♪♪♪] 1007 00:51:49,050 --> 00:51:51,160 [SCREAMING] 1008 00:51:57,130 --> 00:51:59,210 [CONTINUES SCREAMING] 1009 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:09,030 You stay away from me, Artie Pinsetter. 1010 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,080 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1011 00:52:21,090 --> 00:52:24,190 Artie Pinsetter, how dare you bring that woman 1012 00:52:24,230 --> 00:52:27,030 right into your own home and make love to her! 1013 00:52:27,070 --> 00:52:29,060 Ah, honey, let me explain. 1014 00:52:29,100 --> 00:52:31,190 Uncle Raven gave us this car for a wedding present, 1015 00:52:31,230 --> 00:52:35,010 and, honey, he made me a Booster. See? 1016 00:52:35,050 --> 00:52:36,140 I see a lot of things. 1017 00:52:36,180 --> 00:52:38,140 Here we've been married less than one day 1018 00:52:38,180 --> 00:52:41,000 and you're already chasing out after other women. 1019 00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:43,180 No. No, honey. I wasn't chasing her. 1020 00:52:43,220 --> 00:52:45,070 She was chasing me. 1021 00:52:45,110 --> 00:52:48,210 Well, you didn't run very fast or very far. 1022 00:52:50,090 --> 00:52:51,190 Be a Booster, big shot. 1023 00:52:51,230 --> 00:52:53,170 You're just like all the rest of 'em. 1024 00:52:53,210 --> 00:52:56,000 Ride around in a convertible! 1025 00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:58,190 Shh, honey. Don't talk so loud. 1026 00:52:58,230 --> 00:53:00,090 They'll hear your voice in town. 1027 00:53:00,130 --> 00:53:02,160 I will not hold my voice down. 1028 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,030 I kept my voice down too long. 1029 00:53:05,070 --> 00:53:07,220 Yes, sir, Uncle Raven, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir! 1030 00:53:08,020 --> 00:53:09,230 Well, people will... 1031 00:53:12,050 --> 00:53:14,030 People in town will get frightened, honey. 1032 00:53:14,070 --> 00:53:16,220 People in town! Ha! 1033 00:53:17,020 --> 00:53:18,110 I don't care... [SNAPS FINGERS] 1034 00:53:18,150 --> 00:53:21,040 ...that much about people in town. 1035 00:53:27,180 --> 00:53:30,090 And I'll bet Uncle Raven doesn't want Mr. Burton 1036 00:53:30,130 --> 00:53:32,220 to find out about me, either. 1037 00:53:33,020 --> 00:53:35,230 'Cause if he does, there'll be no program on TV. 1038 00:53:39,140 --> 00:53:41,120 No Governor's mansion for Uncle Raven. 1039 00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,050 Now you listen to me. 1040 00:53:44,090 --> 00:53:46,180 I am your husband, and I want you to listen to me, 1041 00:53:46,220 --> 00:53:48,120 'cause it's for your own good. 1042 00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:50,030 For my own good. 1043 00:53:50,070 --> 00:53:51,060 [SCOFFS] 1044 00:53:51,100 --> 00:53:52,230 I know what's for my own good, 1045 00:53:53,030 --> 00:53:56,070 and I don't need any unfaithful husband to tell me. 1046 00:53:56,110 --> 00:54:00,100 From now on, it's goodbye Emmy Lou, and hello me. 1047 00:54:00,140 --> 00:54:04,060 I'm me! And I'm a lot of woman. 1048 00:54:04,100 --> 00:54:07,150 Hello, Candy Rock! Hello, Mr. Burton! 1049 00:54:09,010 --> 00:54:11,150 Emmy Lou! Emmy Lou! 1050 00:54:11,190 --> 00:54:14,220 Max the Machine, myself, and Dinosaur Springs 1051 00:54:15,020 --> 00:54:16,140 are your only hope! 1052 00:54:16,180 --> 00:54:18,160 [♪♪♪] 1053 00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:25,120 Stay here! 1054 00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:27,170 Emmy Lou! 1055 00:54:28,210 --> 00:54:31,000 [SHOUTS] Emmy Lou! 1056 00:54:31,180 --> 00:54:32,220 [EXCLAIMS] 1057 00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:37,110 You'll be sorry. You'll be sorry. 1058 00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:40,080 [ALL CLAMORING] 1059 00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:44,060 [LAUGHING] 1060 00:54:47,110 --> 00:54:49,220 Emmy Lou, she's a-- A giant! 1061 00:54:50,020 --> 00:54:53,010 [STAMMERING] She tried to kill me! 1062 00:54:53,050 --> 00:54:54,200 Oh, Emmy Lou wouldn't do that. 1063 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,230 Where's Mr. Bill Burton? 1064 00:54:57,030 --> 00:55:00,170 Is Mr. Burton down there in that little pack of little men? 1065 00:55:00,210 --> 00:55:03,070 Does he wanna put me on his TV show? 1066 00:55:03,110 --> 00:55:05,070 I'd be the biggest guest he ever had. 1067 00:55:05,110 --> 00:55:07,050 Now you listen to me, Emmy Lou. 1068 00:55:07,090 --> 00:55:09,010 Cool off, Uncle Raven. 1069 00:55:09,230 --> 00:55:11,130 Times have changed. 1070 00:55:11,170 --> 00:55:14,070 How dare you speak to me that way! I said-- 1071 00:55:14,110 --> 00:55:16,030 And I said... 1072 00:55:16,070 --> 00:55:17,200 cool off! 1073 00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:20,080 [SPUTTERING] 1074 00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:24,110 [SCREAMING] 1075 00:55:24,150 --> 00:55:27,050 Oh! Emmy Lou, you big, big... 1076 00:55:27,090 --> 00:55:28,180 Call the Army! 1077 00:55:28,220 --> 00:55:31,130 Rossiter's out! That girl's our show! 1078 00:55:31,170 --> 00:55:33,180 I'm going home! 1079 00:55:37,020 --> 00:55:38,160 Auntie May! 1080 00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,040 Halt. 1081 00:55:42,090 --> 00:55:43,190 [WHIRRING] 1082 00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:46,070 Flying saucers! 1083 00:55:46,110 --> 00:55:48,070 Flying-- This is it! Look! 1084 00:55:48,110 --> 00:55:51,030 [WATER TOWER ROOF CONTINUES WHIRRING] 1085 00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:55,050 Auntie May! 1086 00:55:55,230 --> 00:55:57,050 Auntie May! 1087 00:55:59,190 --> 00:56:01,070 [GASPS] 1088 00:56:01,110 --> 00:56:05,220 Oh, my baby, my sweet baby. How you've...grown. 1089 00:56:06,020 --> 00:56:09,210 They're after me, Auntie May. They think I'm a monster. 1090 00:56:10,010 --> 00:56:12,150 Monster. Why, who does? 1091 00:56:16,110 --> 00:56:18,160 Now don't you sass me, girl. 1092 00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,100 Big or little, I'm still your uncle, 1093 00:56:20,140 --> 00:56:22,080 and what I say goes, now and forever. 1094 00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:24,110 Stop ordering me! 1095 00:56:24,150 --> 00:56:26,190 I can't stand orders anymore. 1096 00:56:26,230 --> 00:56:30,010 And get your big, clumsy hands off my tree! 1097 00:56:30,050 --> 00:56:32,130 Down with your trees! 1098 00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:35,200 Everybody for themselves! 1099 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,040 Get her before she gets us! 1100 00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:39,150 Look out for the trees! [ALL CLAMORING] 1101 00:56:39,190 --> 00:56:41,180 AUNT MAY: Run for your life, Emmy! Run! 1102 00:56:43,090 --> 00:56:45,140 [SOBBING] Look at... Look at my trees. 1103 00:56:45,180 --> 00:56:47,060 My poor trees. 1104 00:56:47,100 --> 00:56:49,130 I've been trying to raise those for months. 1105 00:56:49,170 --> 00:56:52,070 I don't know what I'll do without trees. 1106 00:56:52,110 --> 00:56:54,090 [♪♪♪] 1107 00:57:07,130 --> 00:57:09,130 Even if she begs me, 1108 00:57:09,170 --> 00:57:11,120 I won't go back. 1109 00:57:12,060 --> 00:57:13,130 No, I won't. 1110 00:57:13,170 --> 00:57:15,070 I won't go back. 1111 00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:17,190 Yes, I will. 1112 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,030 Max, you gotta help me. 1113 00:57:20,070 --> 00:57:21,130 MAX: Two and two are eight. 1114 00:57:21,170 --> 00:57:23,220 You don't have any feelings. 1115 00:57:24,020 --> 00:57:26,020 You-you don't know what it is to be in love. 1116 00:57:26,060 --> 00:57:27,130 MAX: Two and two are six. 1117 00:57:32,190 --> 00:57:34,130 [♪♪♪] 1118 00:57:35,060 --> 00:57:36,060 There it is. 1119 00:57:38,180 --> 00:57:41,060 Give me the phone. 1120 00:57:41,100 --> 00:57:44,010 Target sighted. Target sighted. 1121 00:57:44,050 --> 00:57:45,220 Prepare for firing. 1122 00:57:46,020 --> 00:57:49,200 Notify the Pentagon, and please spell my name right. 1123 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000 G-R-I-F-F-I-N. 1124 00:57:53,090 --> 00:57:54,220 And give me Oxford 29310. 1125 00:57:55,020 --> 00:57:56,020 Hello, Mom? 1126 00:57:56,060 --> 00:57:57,070 [YELLS] Maybe I'll be back-- 1127 00:57:57,110 --> 00:57:59,090 [♪♪♪] 1128 00:58:13,230 --> 00:58:16,130 Oh, Max, come on, we're brothers. 1129 00:58:16,170 --> 00:58:18,050 We're closer than brothers. 1130 00:58:18,090 --> 00:58:19,200 You gotta help me. 1131 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,160 MAX: Two and two are four! 1132 00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:24,020 [STAMMERING] You're getting there. 1133 00:58:24,060 --> 00:58:25,230 Emmy Lou! 1134 00:58:26,030 --> 00:58:27,050 Emmy Lou! 1135 00:58:28,180 --> 00:58:30,050 Artie, darling. 1136 00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:32,000 Artie. 1137 00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:34,020 [♪♪♪] 1138 00:58:35,210 --> 00:58:37,170 What happened in town? 1139 00:58:37,210 --> 00:58:41,060 Never mind. Y-you don't have to tell me. 1140 00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:44,050 I don't want to know. 1141 00:58:44,090 --> 00:58:47,120 You were right, Artie. I should have listened to you. 1142 00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:52,050 Then from now on, you take orders from me, you understand? 1143 00:58:52,090 --> 00:58:56,020 Me, your husband! I'm the boss! 1144 00:58:56,060 --> 00:58:57,040 Yes, dear. 1145 00:58:59,030 --> 00:59:00,160 But save me, Artie. 1146 00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:02,190 I'll save you. 1147 00:59:02,230 --> 00:59:06,080 You'll become smaller because structures of cells enlarged 1148 00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:08,050 are capable of... 1149 00:59:08,090 --> 00:59:10,050 [WHOOSHES] 1150 00:59:10,090 --> 00:59:11,210 [EXPLOSION] 1151 00:59:12,010 --> 00:59:14,150 Your uncle must have changed his mind about our wedding. 1152 00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:20,020 It's the Army, Artie! 1153 00:59:20,060 --> 00:59:21,160 The Army? 1154 00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:23,110 What have they got against marriage? 1155 00:59:23,150 --> 00:59:25,040 It's not that. 1156 00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:27,130 They must think I'm a monster from another planet! 1157 00:59:27,170 --> 00:59:29,010 It's war! 1158 00:59:29,050 --> 00:59:31,060 Artie, we'll be killed. 1159 00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:33,050 Gotta stop 'em. [BEEPING] 1160 00:59:33,090 --> 00:59:35,030 [MISSILE WHOOSHING] 1161 00:59:37,230 --> 00:59:40,000 EMMY LOU: Another guided missile! 1162 00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:42,140 Max, I really need you now. 1163 00:59:42,180 --> 00:59:45,040 [BEEPING CONTINUES] 1164 00:59:50,100 --> 00:59:51,100 Look! 1165 00:59:59,100 --> 01:00:01,060 A misguided missile. 1166 01:00:01,100 --> 01:00:03,020 Oh, Max! You're really working now. 1167 01:00:03,060 --> 01:00:05,170 Only a Martian can do that. 1168 01:00:05,210 --> 01:00:07,120 A Martian? A Martian? 1169 01:00:10,220 --> 01:00:13,110 Attaboy, Max. You're getting your power back. 1170 01:00:13,150 --> 01:00:14,150 [KISSING] 1171 01:00:15,090 --> 01:00:16,170 My husband. 1172 01:00:25,010 --> 01:00:27,040 Love me? We haven't even met yet! 1173 01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:29,140 Sir, maybe that's the way they surrender on Mars. 1174 01:00:29,180 --> 01:00:31,160 Well, we can't afford to take any chances. 1175 01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:34,190 Give me the field phone. Fire another missile! 1176 01:00:43,210 --> 01:00:46,180 Oh, they'll hear from me at Cape Canaveral! 1177 01:00:46,220 --> 01:00:49,080 The enemy's better at scientific warfare, 1178 01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:50,220 but we've still got guts! 1179 01:00:51,020 --> 01:00:52,120 Charge! 1180 01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:56,230 It's too quiet. You take a look. 1181 01:01:00,210 --> 01:01:02,190 [♪♪♪] 1182 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,070 They're charging with guns in their hands. 1183 01:01:08,110 --> 01:01:09,210 With guns in their hands. 1184 01:01:10,010 --> 01:01:14,180 This is your hour. Utilize the time curve principle. 1185 01:01:14,220 --> 01:01:17,110 Inherent translucence of cell structures. 1186 01:01:17,150 --> 01:01:20,130 Individual gravitational magnetic fields. 1187 01:01:20,170 --> 01:01:23,170 Two way radio controls and the antennas... 1188 01:01:24,130 --> 01:01:25,140 Antennas! 1189 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,080 Emmy Lou, give me your wedding ring. 1190 01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,000 My wedding ring? 1191 01:01:32,060 --> 01:01:33,040 Never! 1192 01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:34,150 [STAMMERS] Now, look. 1193 01:01:34,190 --> 01:01:36,010 Don't argue with me. 1194 01:01:36,050 --> 01:01:38,090 I mean, I'm gonna save your life. 1195 01:01:38,130 --> 01:01:41,160 I'm in charge. Max needs his antenna. 1196 01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:43,150 Now, now give me your ring. 1197 01:01:43,190 --> 01:01:45,170 [♪♪♪] 1198 01:02:02,030 --> 01:02:06,050 I'll talk to them. They-they might listen to me. 1199 01:02:06,090 --> 01:02:09,000 What I want you to do is stay hidden in case they don't. 1200 01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:12,080 Now stay quiet. I'll be back. 1201 01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:14,110 [♪♪♪] 1202 01:03:40,070 --> 01:03:41,160 [BOTH YELLING] 1203 01:03:45,140 --> 01:03:48,020 All right, men, all right, this is it. 1204 01:03:48,060 --> 01:03:50,000 She's got giant insects watching us. 1205 01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:51,170 It's from outer space. 1206 01:03:51,210 --> 01:03:54,030 Prepare to fire bazooka! 1207 01:03:54,070 --> 01:03:55,080 Get trajectory! 1208 01:03:56,170 --> 01:03:58,100 Ready on the rocket! 1209 01:03:58,140 --> 01:03:59,140 Fire! 1210 01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:02,010 Reload. 1211 01:04:02,050 --> 01:04:04,200 I can explain everything. 1212 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,110 Fire. 1213 01:04:07,210 --> 01:04:11,070 Listen, Emmy Lou and me, or I... Uh... 1214 01:04:11,110 --> 01:04:14,000 We love you. [ROCKET FIRES] 1215 01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:17,180 Listen. We would like to surrender politely. 1216 01:04:17,220 --> 01:04:19,140 I think they wanna give up, sir. 1217 01:04:19,180 --> 01:04:21,120 Now how would that look in the papers? 1218 01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:24,030 "General Griffin accepts surrender from a mosquito." 1219 01:04:24,070 --> 01:04:25,210 Keep firing. 1220 01:04:26,010 --> 01:04:27,090 Fire! 1221 01:04:28,030 --> 01:04:29,050 We would... 1222 01:04:29,090 --> 01:04:30,230 [EXCLAIMS] 1223 01:04:31,230 --> 01:04:33,000 Charge! 1224 01:04:34,050 --> 01:04:36,030 [♪♪♪] 1225 01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:44,060 Artie to Max. Artie to Max. 1226 01:04:44,100 --> 01:04:45,170 MAX: What's wrong, Shorty? 1227 01:04:45,210 --> 01:04:47,090 Get their bazookas away! 1228 01:04:47,130 --> 01:04:49,210 Operate on a time curve dimension. Fourth dimension. 1229 01:04:50,010 --> 01:04:51,030 MAX: Past or future? 1230 01:04:51,070 --> 01:04:52,220 Past! No bazookas! 1231 01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:58,160 [SOFTLY] The past. 1232 01:05:01,150 --> 01:05:03,130 [♪♪♪] 1233 01:05:17,130 --> 01:05:19,050 Halt. 1234 01:05:19,090 --> 01:05:24,070 Men, for the honor of the Confederacy, advance, you all! 1235 01:05:29,210 --> 01:05:33,020 No, no, no, Max! Don't let 'em draw their sabers. 1236 01:05:33,060 --> 01:05:36,230 Somebody'll get hurt. Go back in time. Go back! 1237 01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:39,050 Halt. 1238 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,050 [ALL LAUGH] 1239 01:05:45,210 --> 01:05:46,180 Max! 1240 01:05:46,220 --> 01:05:48,060 [STUTTERS] Max! 1241 01:05:48,100 --> 01:05:51,160 Listen, men, I say, let's have a go at him. 1242 01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:53,090 Carry on, chaps. 1243 01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:58,170 Oh, Max! 1244 01:06:06,100 --> 01:06:09,170 Max, what's the matter with you? No weapons at all. 1245 01:06:12,060 --> 01:06:14,150 MAX: Oh. No weapons at all. 1246 01:06:22,070 --> 01:06:24,110 [YELLS] 1247 01:06:24,150 --> 01:06:26,040 [GRUNTS] 1248 01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:28,040 [YELLS] 1249 01:06:31,130 --> 01:06:33,110 [MEN SHOUTING] 1250 01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:38,140 [ARTIE YELLING GIBBERISH] 1251 01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:45,170 Max, you've thrown me a time curve. 1252 01:06:45,210 --> 01:06:47,050 You're getting mixed up. 1253 01:06:47,090 --> 01:06:49,070 Will you... Would... 1254 01:06:50,220 --> 01:06:53,190 No, no, Max... Take me back to the present. 1255 01:06:53,230 --> 01:06:56,130 To present! We've got to take to the air. 1256 01:06:56,170 --> 01:06:58,190 Three, two, one... 1257 01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:05,170 [BARKING] 1258 01:07:06,110 --> 01:07:07,090 [YELPING] 1259 01:07:07,130 --> 01:07:08,170 [EXCLAIMING] 1260 01:07:12,030 --> 01:07:13,130 Max! 1261 01:07:13,170 --> 01:07:16,090 Max! You're going too high! 1262 01:07:16,130 --> 01:07:19,090 Straighten me out! Straighten me out! 1263 01:07:22,190 --> 01:07:25,050 Max, you're coming down too fast! 1264 01:07:25,090 --> 01:07:28,020 Max! The earth is coming closer! 1265 01:07:37,210 --> 01:07:39,010 [WHISTLES] 1266 01:07:40,020 --> 01:07:41,200 [CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 1267 01:07:46,030 --> 01:07:48,120 [WHOOSHES] 1268 01:07:51,060 --> 01:07:52,180 [MIMICKING WAR CRY] 1269 01:07:52,220 --> 01:07:54,180 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 1270 01:07:58,020 --> 01:07:59,200 [QUACKING] 1271 01:08:04,180 --> 01:08:07,110 Hey, take me to your leader. 1272 01:08:07,150 --> 01:08:08,210 Fire! 1273 01:08:10,210 --> 01:08:12,070 [EXCLAIMS] 1274 01:08:17,060 --> 01:08:18,200 Ow! 1275 01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,170 Max, will you tell these guys they got their limit. 1276 01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:25,180 [YELLS] 1277 01:08:25,220 --> 01:08:27,210 [♪♪♪] 1278 01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:39,170 Attaboy, Max. You got plenty of power now. 1279 01:08:48,030 --> 01:08:50,010 You almost killed me, Max. 1280 01:08:50,050 --> 01:08:52,150 MAX: You almost killed me. Me, Ma. 1281 01:08:52,190 --> 01:08:54,200 Never. We've got the power, Max. 1282 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,150 We're a success. 1283 01:08:56,190 --> 01:08:58,150 Artie, are you all right? 1284 01:08:58,190 --> 01:09:01,170 Emmy Lou, everything's gonna be all right. 1285 01:09:01,210 --> 01:09:03,210 Everything. Come on now, Max. 1286 01:09:04,010 --> 01:09:07,090 Come on. Use that power on Emmy Lou. 1287 01:09:07,130 --> 01:09:08,170 Come on, think. 1288 01:09:08,210 --> 01:09:10,030 Artie! 1289 01:09:11,210 --> 01:09:13,100 Artie, something's happening! 1290 01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:19,040 It's working. 1291 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:21,010 [CORPORAL BARKS] [MAX BEEPS] 1292 01:09:21,050 --> 01:09:25,070 Emmy Lou, w-wait for me. 1293 01:09:25,110 --> 01:09:26,190 [SPEAKS GIBBERISH] 1294 01:09:28,210 --> 01:09:30,120 Emmy Lou! 1295 01:09:31,180 --> 01:09:33,160 [♪♪♪] 1296 01:09:40,060 --> 01:09:41,120 Hold it, men. 1297 01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:43,020 We've got him boxed in that canyon. 1298 01:09:43,060 --> 01:09:45,040 General, as long as we've seen the missile, 1299 01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:47,130 it's a human missile. What do you chase him for? 1300 01:09:47,170 --> 01:09:48,210 Let reformers go back. 1301 01:09:49,010 --> 01:09:50,130 We've seen him. We don't have to go back. 1302 01:09:50,170 --> 01:09:51,220 Charge! 1303 01:09:52,020 --> 01:09:53,090 Oh, boy, charge. I'm charging. 1304 01:09:53,130 --> 01:09:56,000 Emmy! Emmy! 1305 01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:58,100 Help! I'm shrinking. I'm... 1306 01:09:58,140 --> 01:10:02,100 Emmy! Emmy! Emmy! 1307 01:10:02,140 --> 01:10:05,090 Emmy! Emmy Lou! 1308 01:10:05,130 --> 01:10:06,180 Emmy Lou! 1309 01:10:06,220 --> 01:10:09,230 No! No! No! 1310 01:10:10,030 --> 01:10:13,050 Emmy, where are you? 1311 01:10:13,090 --> 01:10:14,200 Emmy Lou. Ooh! 1312 01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:17,070 Incredible. 1313 01:10:20,050 --> 01:10:22,230 Emmy, I don't wanna hurt you, sweetheart. 1314 01:10:23,030 --> 01:10:27,140 Emmy, say something. Please, Emmy. 1315 01:10:30,130 --> 01:10:32,140 Martian, you're under arrest! 1316 01:10:32,180 --> 01:10:33,210 I beg your pardon? 1317 01:10:34,010 --> 01:10:35,050 Oh, you speak our language! 1318 01:10:35,090 --> 01:10:36,150 Of course. I'm an American. 1319 01:10:36,190 --> 01:10:38,100 Where's the giant girl? 1320 01:10:38,140 --> 01:10:41,020 [EXCLAIMS] The giant girl? Ooh. 1321 01:10:41,060 --> 01:10:44,110 Yes, the giant girl. The 40-foot high giant girl from Mars. 1322 01:10:44,150 --> 01:10:45,180 Are you kidding? 1323 01:10:45,220 --> 01:10:47,090 I most certainly am not. I saw her. 1324 01:10:47,130 --> 01:10:49,020 I saw her with my own two eyes. 1325 01:10:49,060 --> 01:10:51,050 I'm Artie Pinsetter, the rubbish collector. 1326 01:10:51,090 --> 01:10:53,070 Nah, but there was a giant girl. 1327 01:10:53,110 --> 01:10:55,170 Uh, from Mars? You're lying to me! 1328 01:10:55,210 --> 01:10:57,200 Oh, no. I mean... I mean, after all, 1329 01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,210 where would a giant girl 40-feet tall be? 1330 01:11:00,020 --> 01:11:01,130 [STAMMERS] Where would I hide her? 1331 01:11:01,170 --> 01:11:03,200 No, but you-- She was-- Us. 1332 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:05,030 General... 1333 01:11:05,070 --> 01:11:06,210 What am I gonna tell the Pentagon? 1334 01:11:07,010 --> 01:11:09,120 I don't know. I won't tell them anything. 1335 01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:12,110 I'll just send my uniform back in the morning. 1336 01:11:12,150 --> 01:11:14,000 [SOBBING] 1337 01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:15,160 Here. Oh! 1338 01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:17,220 Where is she? I want her on my show. 1339 01:11:18,020 --> 01:11:20,140 My niece. Kidnapper, where's my niece? 1340 01:11:20,180 --> 01:11:24,040 If you're referring to my wife, it's none of your business. 1341 01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:25,160 I'll take away the car! 1342 01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:27,110 I'll throw you out of the Boosters. 1343 01:11:27,150 --> 01:11:29,140 Who cares? Who cares? 1344 01:11:29,180 --> 01:11:31,130 What you think about me isn't important. 1345 01:11:31,170 --> 01:11:33,090 I'm not what anybody thinks about me. 1346 01:11:33,130 --> 01:11:35,230 I'm only what I think about myself. 1347 01:11:36,030 --> 01:11:39,100 You're Artie Pinsetter, the rubbish collector. 1348 01:11:39,140 --> 01:11:42,110 I am Mr. Pinsetter, scientist! 1349 01:11:42,150 --> 01:11:43,170 [LAUGHS MOCKINGLY] 1350 01:11:43,210 --> 01:11:45,210 We would... Excuse me. 1351 01:11:46,010 --> 01:11:48,200 Max and I, we have the right and the power 1352 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,070 to change time and space. 1353 01:11:50,110 --> 01:11:51,210 Nonsense! 1354 01:11:52,010 --> 01:11:53,030 That's impossible! 1355 01:11:53,070 --> 01:11:54,150 But true. 1356 01:11:54,190 --> 01:11:57,080 That machine goes right to the Pentagon. 1357 01:11:57,120 --> 01:12:00,020 And you go right on my television show. 1358 01:12:00,060 --> 01:12:02,050 We're on in a half hour. Uh, what about me? 1359 01:12:02,090 --> 01:12:04,130 You'll be on because Artie Pinsetter knows you. 1360 01:12:04,170 --> 01:12:05,180 Come along now. 1361 01:12:05,220 --> 01:12:08,030 I-I can't. Unfinished business. 1362 01:12:08,070 --> 01:12:09,230 You run along, and I'll make it. 1363 01:12:10,030 --> 01:12:11,190 Right, men. The machine. 1364 01:12:11,230 --> 01:12:13,170 Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! 1365 01:12:13,210 --> 01:12:14,210 Okay. 1366 01:12:16,100 --> 01:12:17,140 My boy. 1367 01:12:17,180 --> 01:12:18,220 [CLICKS TONGUE] 1368 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,160 Mr. Burton! Mr. Burton, wait for me. 1369 01:12:25,020 --> 01:12:27,180 Emmy Lou? Emmy Lou, I'm free. 1370 01:12:27,220 --> 01:12:30,170 Emmy Lou, I'm free. I can talk science. 1371 01:12:30,210 --> 01:12:33,120 I-I-I can talk science to anybody. 1372 01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:35,210 Oh, Emmy. Where are you, Emmy? 1373 01:12:36,010 --> 01:12:38,030 I don't want you to smother, Emmy. 1374 01:12:38,070 --> 01:12:39,200 If Max was only here. 1375 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:41,130 MAX [ON RADIO]: Max is here. 1376 01:12:41,170 --> 01:12:44,010 EMMY LOU: Artie, I'm growing again! 1377 01:12:44,050 --> 01:12:47,140 Emmy! Emmy Lou! Emmy Lou! 1378 01:12:47,180 --> 01:12:49,170 Emmy! Emmy! 1379 01:12:51,020 --> 01:12:52,130 Emmy, stop growing. 1380 01:12:54,020 --> 01:12:57,160 I have stopped growing, Artie. I'm immune. 1381 01:12:59,150 --> 01:13:01,040 Thanks to Max the Machine. 1382 01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:03,180 I heard what you told Uncle Raven. 1383 01:13:05,030 --> 01:13:06,190 My husband's a genius. 1384 01:13:08,030 --> 01:13:09,180 You're still my husband, aren't you? 1385 01:13:09,220 --> 01:13:11,090 I'll always be. 1386 01:13:11,130 --> 01:13:13,160 Honey, from now on, 1387 01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:15,230 all our big problems are behind us. 1388 01:13:17,030 --> 01:13:18,020 Corporal! 1389 01:13:18,060 --> 01:13:19,190 [CORPORAL BARKING] 1390 01:13:21,170 --> 01:13:23,150 [♪♪♪]